Life on the River: This one, situated at the top of the park - not far from the historical site of the Crystal Palace - is to be avoided at all costs. In 2004, a schoolboy using the statue as a goalpost rested his hand on her shoulder while defending a corner. It took the boy's friends several minutes to prise his hand free, during which time the unfortunate victim had been locked in a 'terrified trance.

Thursday, 9 May 2024

This one, situated at the top of the park - not far from the historical site of the Crystal Palace - is to be avoided at all costs. In 2004, a schoolboy using the statue as a goalpost rested his hand on her shoulder while defending a corner. It took the boy's friends several minutes to prise his hand free, during which time the unfortunate victim had been locked in a 'terrified trance.